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Just a girl, who has a very bad tendency of fucking things up.

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  1. playtimewithprincess:

    wickedclothes:

    Pokemon Boyshorts

    Become Pikachu, Charmander, Squirtle, or Bulbasaur with these boyshorts. The backside of these undergarments feature each Pokemon’s tail, while the frontside features the front features of each Pokemon. Sold on Etsy.

    0-0 umm.. ummm.. UMMMMM I NEED THESE IN MY LIFE FOREVERS AND EVERSSS !!

    WHY DONT I HAVE THESE?!
    I NEED THEM ALL.
    SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY! *Flails*
    AH!

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  3. Teaching kids to give handjobs since the 90s

    whyiseveryonefalling:

    scotchcarousel:

    the-funkiest-penguin:

    friendly-pedophile:

    bellamyyoung:

    yourgayfriend:

    emisummerful:

    image

    You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.

    image

    OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM. 

    I did both…image

    i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now

    You kinky son of a bitch.

    I used to step on mine until they exploded.

    image

    (Source: manda)

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  5. victoriousvocabulary:

VIRAGO
[noun]
1.  loud voiced, ill tempered, scolding woman; shrew; termagant. 
2. Archaic: a woman of strength or spirit.
Etymology: from Latin virago, “warlike or heroic woman”.
[Lenka Simeckova - Ivy]

    victoriousvocabulary:

    VIRAGO

    [noun]

    1.  loud voiced, ill tempered, scolding woman; shrew; termagant. 

    2. Archaic: a woman of strength or spirit.

    Etymology: from Latin virago, “warlike or heroic woman”.

    [Lenka Simeckova - Ivy]

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  7. dannerzz:

    my mom has been a cop for over 20 years and she is the one who constantly warns me about police aggression and young male cops and told me that if you’re ever alone on a rural road and a cop throws their lights on to put on your four ways and drive to the next gas station before stopping because so many cops are scum and it’s not worth the chance of getting hurt. the fact that SHE feels the need to tell me this shit scares me to death

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  9. never-a-clever-username:

    fandom-weirdo1:

    kateinator359:

    noctuj:

    i-dont-know-what-fandom-im-in:

    cheezzpanda:

    I’ve got a lot of free time so

    EVERY PERSON who reblogs this will get a gif that corresponds to their url in their submit thingy. 

    every person. 

    no, like, every person. 

    I WANT IT

    i’d like to see you try, man

    SHE DID IT

    Try me.

    Its got over 117,000 notes.  Let’s see if it works!

    (Source: phantomoftheimpala)

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  12. heypray:

    mistressofpie:

    A super girly and peppy blonde girl who wears bright pink dresses and skirts everyday is best friends with a quiet goth girl who of course sports all black clothing and big lace up boots. Someone jokes and yells to them “Hey look, a fairy and a vampire!” The blonde turns around and flashes a fanged grin and says “She’s human, actually.”

    i couldn’t resist…image

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  14. yougurtandchocolate:

john-eggmcmuffin:

dancinghomestuckforever:

godtechturninheads:

i tried to take a picture damnit

annnnnd you are fucking adorable

AWE THAT WAS ONE OF THE CUTEST THINGS IVE EVER SEEN YOURE A BAB Y

It’s like a fawn getting disappointed then getting happy. TOO ADORABLE

    yougurtandchocolate:

    john-eggmcmuffin:

    dancinghomestuckforever:

    godtechturninheads:

    i tried to take a picture damnit

    annnnnd you are fucking adorable

    AWE THAT WAS ONE OF THE CUTEST THINGS IVE EVER SEEN YOURE A BAB Y

    It’s like a fawn getting disappointed then getting happy. TOO ADORABLE

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  16. eveningsilencesoftensgolden:

officalsailoramerica:

musesandlovelydays:

Guys, please I need your help. I know this isn’t Disneyland or DisneyWorld. It’s my dream college. I want to go to FIlm school, I want to become a director and it’s been my dream to become one. I have so much passion for film making It’s ridiculous. My dream college is over 1,101 miles away from where I live. At first my mother and I were not on the same perspective. She thought I was crazy and would never make it. However, the college called me and found interest in what I can do! I knew that was my chance, so I spoke to my mother again, and unfortunately she hardly agreed this time either. Then I thought of Tumblr, we got a kid to go to DIsneyland, and heck we got a girl a bird! So why not college? If this can get to over 100k notes she says she’ll get one step closer in letting me attend my dream college! I know this might be asking a lot but please help me show my mom that I can make it and chase after my dreams! One reblog can help so much! xx 

Please signal boost this everybody!

HOW IS THIS NOT BIGGER GET THIS GIRL TO A HIGHER EDUCATION

    eveningsilencesoftensgolden:

    officalsailoramerica:

    musesandlovelydays:

    Guys, please I need your help. I know this isn’t Disneyland or DisneyWorld. It’s my dream college. I want to go to FIlm school, I want to become a director and it’s been my dream to become one. I have so much passion for film making It’s ridiculous. My dream college is over 1,101 miles away from where I live. At first my mother and I were not on the same perspective. She thought I was crazy and would never make it. However, the college called me and found interest in what I can do! I knew that was my chance, so I spoke to my mother again, and unfortunately she hardly agreed this time either. Then I thought of Tumblr, we got a kid to go to DIsneyland, and heck we got a girl a bird! So why not college? If this can get to over 100k notes she says she’ll get one step closer in letting me attend my dream college! I know this might be asking a lot but please help me show my mom that I can make it and chase after my dreams! One reblog can help so much! xx 

    Please signal boost this everybody!

    HOW IS THIS NOT BIGGER GET THIS GIRL TO A HIGHER EDUCATION

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  18. masterandpup-pet:

    gameofchrons:

    is this what having a penis is like 

    image

    Kinda

    (Source: hanukkahlewinsky)

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  20. masterandpup-pet:

    The lesson here is that cats and fruit are secretly at war

    (Source: mrbigode)

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  22. teatattoo:

    NOTHING BETTER THAN SHOWERING AND PUTTING ON A BIG TSHIRT AND GETTING INTO BED WITH CLEAN SHEETS LITERALLY NOTHING DON’T FIGHT ME ON THIS

    There is NOTHING more awesome..
    Or right after you shave your legs and out on silky pj pants..

    (Source: xylemphone)

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  24. kyoryu-navy:

    mybine:

    lgchinadragon:

    Guys Do You Realize that when this kid grows up he’s going to see these

    yeah cuz the future king has nothing better to do than waste his life on this shithole of a website

    You really think this website will be here in 10 or 11 years?

    (Source: karinaisab)

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  26. jollyteganandsara:

    onetwintoanother:

    thelastdaybreak:

    tegan-in-my-bones:

    lazyorangehousecat:

    quintercourse:

    teganandsaracloser:

    call-it-on:

    OMG

    WHAT

    OH MY FUCK

    I’M NOT GGONNA TAG THIS WITH WHAT IT IS YOU CAN JUST PRESS PLAY AND SCREAM LIKE I JUST DID

    OMFG OMFG OMFG

    FOREVER REBLOG SO MUCH PASSION UGH CRYING

    when i watch this i can tell that tegan once had dreams of being in a hardcore punk band. look at this little badass fucker.

    always the best

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  28. lostincape-town:

❂
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