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Just a girl, who has a very bad tendency of fucking things up.

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  1. 
Why do you put your self esteem in the hands of complete strangers?-Helena Bonham Carter

    Why do you put your self esteem in the hands of complete strangers?
    -Helena Bonham Carter

    (Source: helenabonboncarter)

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  3. princeofbellehair:

    iguanamouth:

    cheppo:

    iguanamouth:

    together at last

    excuse me i have something important 2 add

    image

    image

    hes here

    It got better

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  7. ivyblossom:

All other typos can go home. This one wins.

    ivyblossom:

    All other typos can go home. This one wins.

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  9. rainbowsharkattack:

A good, hard, rough fuck preferably ;)

    rainbowsharkattack:

    A good, hard, rough fuck preferably ;)

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  11. ladsactionnewsteam:

    [x]

    I wonder how many people are reblogging this not knowing where the quote is from

    (Source: fuckitfireeverything)

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  13. martawinchester:

spread the word, my little angels  demons

    martawinchester:

    spread the word, my little angels demons

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  15. littlecofiegirl:

    [source]

    the way his voice goes high pitched is so funny! :3

    (Source: teamsciles)

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  17. playtimewithprincess:

    wickedclothes:

    Pokemon Boyshorts

    Become Pikachu, Charmander, Squirtle, or Bulbasaur with these boyshorts. The backside of these undergarments feature each Pokemon’s tail, while the frontside features the front features of each Pokemon. Sold on Etsy.

    0-0 umm.. ummm.. UMMMMM I NEED THESE IN MY LIFE FOREVERS AND EVERSSS !!

    WHY DONT I HAVE THESE?!
    I NEED THEM ALL.
    SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY! *Flails*
    AH!

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  19. Teaching kids to give handjobs since the 90s

    whyiseveryonefalling:

    scotchcarousel:

    the-funkiest-penguin:

    friendly-pedophile:

    bellamyyoung:

    yourgayfriend:

    emisummerful:

    image

    You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.

    image

    OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM. 

    I did both…image

    i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now

    You kinky son of a bitch.

    I used to step on mine until they exploded.

    image

    (Source: manda)

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  21. victoriousvocabulary:

VIRAGO
[noun]
1.  loud voiced, ill tempered, scolding woman; shrew; termagant. 
2. Archaic: a woman of strength or spirit.
Etymology: from Latin virago, “warlike or heroic woman”.
[Lenka Simeckova - Ivy]

    victoriousvocabulary:

    VIRAGO

    [noun]

    1.  loud voiced, ill tempered, scolding woman; shrew; termagant. 

    2. Archaic: a woman of strength or spirit.

    Etymology: from Latin virago, “warlike or heroic woman”.

    [Lenka Simeckova - Ivy]

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  23. dannerzz:

    my mom has been a cop for over 20 years and she is the one who constantly warns me about police aggression and young male cops and told me that if you’re ever alone on a rural road and a cop throws their lights on to put on your four ways and drive to the next gas station before stopping because so many cops are scum and it’s not worth the chance of getting hurt. the fact that SHE feels the need to tell me this shit scares me to death

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  25. never-a-clever-username:

    fandom-weirdo1:

    kateinator359:

    noctuj:

    i-dont-know-what-fandom-im-in:

    cheezzpanda:

    I’ve got a lot of free time so

    EVERY PERSON who reblogs this will get a gif that corresponds to their url in their submit thingy. 

    every person. 

    no, like, every person. 

    I WANT IT

    i’d like to see you try, man

    SHE DID IT

    Try me.

    Its got over 117,000 notes.  Let’s see if it works!

    (Source: phantomoftheimpala)

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  28. heypray:

    mistressofpie:

    A super girly and peppy blonde girl who wears bright pink dresses and skirts everyday is best friends with a quiet goth girl who of course sports all black clothing and big lace up boots. Someone jokes and yells to them “Hey look, a fairy and a vampire!” The blonde turns around and flashes a fanged grin and says “She’s human, actually.”

    i couldn’t resist…image

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